You cause nothing but trouble wherever you burn You're the sunlight in my open eyes But I won't go blind today 'Cause when liars lead minds With their wiles and clever distractions I see through them And I've got experience dealing with repeat offenders They swing from my branches Like unripened fruit Found wanting when weighed With all of the evidence finally laid out in front of me I can almost taste A confession, a confession So if the court would stay quiet for only a second I'm pleased to make my case, and tell my story But wait just a moment I'm passing a motion I also am the judge, and the jury You should worry, you should worry Where are you leading us? All is malodorous evil The reddest of herrings Is wearing a worrying scent You ask if I'm serious Why am I acting so gleeful? What do I want? Should you rather absond or repent? Absond or repent? Settle the score? No lawyer needs a spider in their corner Shredding documents for sport Now, deciding your fate is no simple matter Because part of me knows that I would miss you But you're so complicated I couldn't pin you down And now you're becoming an issue Little thief on the run I'm a witch hunt of one And the very first question I'll ask in your interrogation Was all of it, everything, just one big game? And if so was it luck of the throw Your misrepresentation? And subsequent incrimination, incrimination While I was dreaming I learned a brand new way of seeing From a fetus, a mother But also a beast and a ghost You ask if I'm kidding You're having a hard time believing "Am I villain or victim?" "Why can't I be neither, or both?" Neither or both? It's either or It's not multiple choice, you stupid girl Why don't you break that magic eight ball And give a coin a whirl? Give a coin a whirl Give into the law Confess, you silly girl