It's a happy new year
I'm making guacamole
You couldn't even pick up the fucking phone and call me
I don't like my t-shirt
I don't like my blue jeans
I don't like my attitude
It's gonna be a party
Whoa-oh, let's party
It's a happy new year
Last year was so stupid
Most of us were drunk and even more of us were puking
Though, I heard a rumour
Something about bad shrimp?
Don't know how I made it up the stairs to your apartment
Whoa-oh, I remember it
Whoa-oh, climbing up to bed
Whoa-oh
I remember it, I remember it
That's not all that I'm forgetting
It's a new year, the last one's ending
Don't know how I ever made it out
Here's to nothing ever-changing
If it were, then I'd be parting ways
With all the bad habits I found
But I'll still hang around
I'll still hang around
I'll still hang around
I'll still hang around
It's a happy new year
I'm eating the guacamole
You kissed me at midnight 'cause you thought that I looked lonely
But I don't like my outfit
I guess it's not important
'Cause I like your four-track
And the things you record on it
It's the time of year now
To keep your close friends closest
We'll be friends forever, and I don't care if you know it
It's a happy new year
Unlike all the rest
Feels like I am changing and I know it's for the best
Whoa-oh, I remember that
Whoa-oh, climbing up to bed
Whoa-oh
I remember that, I remember that
And that's not all that I'm pretending
It's a new year, the last one's ending
And all the guacamole that I made browned
Here's to always ever-changing
Circumstances we're arranging
Throwing all our cautions to the ground
They only weigh you down
They only weigh you down
I won't let you down
I won't let you down
Hey, did you know you can check the time
Your call reaches the other line?
Hey, did you know that I know you lied?
So board it up and don't even try
Last year is ending just in time
I got out alive
I got out alive
I got out alive
It's a happy new year
Here I am again
Writing in my car
And this time I can't pretend that we are friends
We're not friends
Friends don't do the things we did
And the ones you've done since then
Makes me think we've never been
When is this night gonna end?
Are you lying in her bed?
All these questions hit my head
Hey, where's the whiskey at again?
You were discombobulated
When you showed up at my door
Leaving glitter on my floor
But I don't like you anymore, no
I don't like you anymore, no
I don't like you anymore, no
I don't like you anymore, no
I don't like you anymore, no
I don't like you anymore, no
I don't like you anymore, no
I don't like you anymore, no
I don't like you anymore!