I think I'm pretty good at talking to people I try to listen hard when they respond But I'm not much of a networker Unless you like non-sequiturs About mold, or ghosts, or chubby little dogs So I thought that I would make a life in music Though I know catching a break can be so Hard And this big band needed an opener but that week I was scared of my computer So I missed the show at Madison square garden The shrink thinks that the problem's in my head The shrink thinks that the problem's in my head You would think that I would know it but I never seemed to notice Now the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head And everyone has heard the horror stories About labels that take small bands for a ride Which is maybe why when I got the offer I picked it apart until they pulled it I'll be broke but own my masters when I die The shrink thinks that the problem's in my head The shrink thinks that the problem's in my head You would think that I would know it But I never seemed to notice Now the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head So I got a side job sometimes making coffee And I met myself some friendly regulars One day a music magazine editor asked for tracks that I'm never gonna send to her (That one's probably just self-sabotage) The shrink thinks that the problem's in my head The shrink thinks that the problem's in my head You would think that I would know it But I never seemed to notice Now the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head The shrink thinks that the problem is in my head The shrink thinks that the problem is in my head You would think that I would know it But I never seemed to notice Now the shrink thinks that the problem's in my head The shrink thinks that the problem is in my head