A is for apple B is for butt C is for cat butt D is for doo doo E is for elephant doo doo F is for fart G is for gorilla fart H is for huge gorilla fart I is for eyeball J is for jammies K is for kid fart L is for long and loud farts M is for monkey butt N is for saying good night-night to Nico at nap time O is for oh P is for panda peeing and pooping, in her potty, while papa plays peek-a-boo Q is for Q-Bert R is for robotic monkey who's going to take over the world S is for stinky T is for turd U is for uh-oh V is for flying V W is for wee-wee X is for exactamundo Y is for yucky and yummy and you And Z is for farts that smell like the zoo