I don't do cocaine I'll have vodka rocks I'm feeling sloppy No need to put the music on Learned to booze from momma Learned to yell from dad Swearing, drinking like a sailor Do you think I'm bad? I can see the shadow of your body in the light Let's pretend we're strangers, I'll say Honey, you're all right Boys all think I'm mean I know you do, too Don't try to get to know me Just let me lay hands on you I can see the shadow of your body in the light Let's pretend we're strangers, I'll say Honey, you're all right I don't do cocaine I got you tonight You don't make me happy, but I'll end up all right I'll end up all right