A lovely blue eyed blondie, has come to live next door I've see a lot of her and now I want to see some more She's not too shy and not too bold, She's young and tender I've been told She makes me go all hot and cold - the blue eyed blonde next door On washing day she looks divine, when hanging you know on the line She's got more lace on hers than mine - the blue eyed blonde next door I'm much more friendly with her than all the other guys I go all of a dither when she starts to roll her eyes She's got a little turned up nose, Each day she's wearing different cloths But where she gets them no one knows - the blue eyed blonde next door I took her out because she cried, she loved the simple countryside The cosy nooks filled her with pride - the blue eyed blonde next door I found out in those cosy nooks, beside the simple babbling brooks She's not so simple as she looks - the blue eyed blonde next door She hasn't got a brother, Her father lives in France, she never had a mother She was born round at her aunt's I didn't think she's fall for me, till one day she climbed up a tree She fell and hurt her dignity - the blue eyed blonde next door She's learning dancing and its true - One day the splits she tried to do She nearly split herself in two - the blue eyed blonde next door She's fond of music I am sure - she asked me in to play some more So I supply the music for - the blue eyed blonde next door She calls me in there daily to sing And have a chat, she plays my ukulele And she's getting good at that When mother said "Where have you been? " I've been to London to see the queen She said "I know the Queen you mean - the blue eyed blonde next door"