I've just been on my holidays, to Blackpool by the sea Although I'm feeling mighty fit my feet are troubling me I've queued for hours and hours but I must say it was grand To get as near as half a mile to several miles of sand On Blackpool prom on Saturday I had a lovely time I queued for breakfast, I queued for lunch, I queued for bananas in a bunch I queued for a glass of bitter, the old woman was watching the pram I queued for the Beryl's gin and lime, it really was a pantomime Before I got served they shouted "Time", so I queued for a queue in a tram On Blackpool prom on Saturday, oh what a lovely day I queued for oysters, I queued for rock I queued for a view of the Town Hall clock I queued for the fun of queuing and I murmured "what a do" A game of snooker would be great, I queued to put my name on a slate Then after sixty minutes wait, I queued in a queue for a cue On Blackpool prom on Saturday, the women looked simply grand I queued for the dark 'uns, I queued for the fair I queued for a chance to have my share Oh boy was I up and doing, and I murmured "I love you" Her figure it was like a dream, Quite big at the front and broad at the beam But it was the Missus that I'd seen, So I flew from the queue, wouldn't you?