I've just come back from a cannibal isle called Hi-tiddly-hi-ti-ti Where a dusky queen said "Hello Bean!" and gave me the goo-goo eye Her face was like an empty space, and my poor heart went 'bing' I tried to go but she shouted, "Whoa!" And made me her"Hi-ti" King In Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody wears a smile Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody lives in style The girls out there are full of sport, And were their frocks a trifle short Some are simply 'wrapped in thought' In Hi-Tiddly-Hi-Ti Isle Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody wears a smile Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody lives in style Young couples go to bathe, you'll find And leave their bathing suits behind It's a darned good job that love is blind In Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Isle Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody wears a smile Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody lives in style The life's so fast and swift and gay You live two weeks then fade away I'm taking the wife for a fortnights stay In Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Isle Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody wears a smile Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Island, everybody lives in style Instead of grass the cows chew pins And when their milking time begins The milk comes out in shilling tins On Hi-tiddly-hi-ti Isle