A daring little rascal, that's what my friends call me Getting into trouble is to me like A B C At school I drew the teacher's face on someone else's slate Now I'm grown up I write rude words upon the doctor's gate Oh, I do do things I do I do, I do do things I do I did a daring deed today and didn't care a sou I smacked a lump of meat outside a butcher's shop in Kew Oh, I do do things I do I do, I do do things I do Oh, I do do things I do I do, I do do things I do I raised my hat one evening to a lady dressed in blue She said "How are you", I replied "What's that to do with you?" Oh, I do do things I do I do, I do do things I do I went into a hosiers, I'd nothing else to do The man behind the counter said "What can I do for you?" I said "Are all your shirts quite clean, or are the clean ones gone?" "We've heaps" he cried, then I replied "Why don't you put one on?" Oh, oh I do do things I do I do, I do do things I do I made a policeman stop the traffic once at Waterloo He said "Do you want to cross the road?" I answered "No, do you?" Oh I do do things I do I do, I do do things I do