So, like, I knew your mom was hot, um
Because I always saw her at the PTA meetings, um
You know, she'd come by the high school
And I just thought she was, like, so fucking cute
For a mom, you know
And I guess I got a little older
And I grew up a little
And I guess she grew up a little, too
And boy, your mom ages like a fine wine
Doesn't she?
So, the other night
Me and your mom actually went out
For this really good seafood dinner
And I treated her to the works, you know
I treated her like a princess
'Cause your mom deserves it
And then, after that
I took your mom home
And I bent her over my desk
And I fucked the shit out of your mom
And god, she fucking loved it
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
So, yeah, it's, like funny you mention that actually
'Cause last summer
I was working at the country club
You know, your mom comes in
And she's, she's funny because
You know, all the other moms
They wear one-pieces
And she's always in that bikini
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, anyways
So, I was a lifeguard
And sometimes she'd, you know
Swim during adult swim
And she'd stare at me
And I'd go in with her
'Cause, you know
The lifeguards are allowed to
And one time she was staying really late after
And she and the kids had already gone home
And I bet you were in bed
Yeah, I bet you were in bed
And she was in mine
Yeah, I fucked your mom, too
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mommy
And she loved it
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
I fucked your mom
Fucked your mom
Hi, sweetie, it's Mom
I just wanted to let you know
That I'm gonna be home a little late tonight, so
Don't wait up