Everyone is super young They're fucking and they're getting drunk They left me in the dust again It seems to have become a trend I'm sinking down the fucking drain Drinking away all the pain I think I'll blow my brains out now They're stealing everything I've made Corrupting every girl I've laid Doing it better and getting paid I'm very very very afraid there's nowhere left for me to go I burned out a long time ago I guess I'm just an asshole (Eins, zwei, drei, vier) Hey, tomorrow fuck you and your friend yesterday But you can never catch me because I'm old, I'm bold, I broke that fucking mold When I was young and dumb and full of fuckin' cum And if you feel the way that I'm supposed to feel then you are Youth is wasted on the young What fucking planet are you from You think that you're the only one who's ever fucking lived before I have died a thousand deaths I've sucked upon a million breasts My compliments to all the chefs Whatever gets me through the day is how I throw my life away These lyrics are becoming gay it's just like 50 shades of grey You're doing everything I want Being everything I'm not and reaping all the benefits Hey, tomorrow fuck you and your friend yesterday But you can never catch me because I'm old, I'm bold, I broke that fucking mold When I was young and dumb and full of fuckin' cum And if you feel the way that I'm supposed to feel then you are You are (I am a relic from the past Praise to caeser These days are all i've got And that ain't much My life is the ambition If I was going to kill myself I would tell you You're only young once, but you can't be immature forever) Hey, tomorrow fuck you and your friend yesterday But you can never catch me because I'm old, I'm bold, I broke that fucking mold When I was young and dumb and full of fuckin' cum And if you feel the way that I'm supposed to feel then you are