Girl germs, no returns Can't hide out they're everywhere Girl germs, no returns Have to come out and play the game Girls are the rots, you insist By pulling my ponytail you persist To put down my goofy game When yours is goofy just the same A paper doll of superior boyness Clinging to your clubs to mask your own shyness Singing only boys with the goods For a clubhouse in the woods Girl germs, no returns Can't hide out they're everywhere Girl germs, no returns Have to come out and play the game You spin round on your carousel Going nowhere and looking swell Sometimes I catch you looking my way You always get scared and run away 'Cos co-ed playground means confrontation With boyish fears of girl intimidation You're too cosy in your all boy clubhouse To even consider having Kool Aid at my house Girl germs, no returns Can't hide out they're everywhere Girl germs, no returns Have to come out and play the game Why don't you love slurpies in the sun? Why can't we go to skippies house for fun? I see you said bored with heart decay How you missed out you'll realise one day How you missed out you'll realise one day