We're so cool yeah, yeah Yeah we're so cool, cool We're so cool yeah, yeah Fuck you too, cool schmool I don't wanna sit around and talk about the wipers Weren't those the good old days? I don't wanna wonder if you're gonna say hello I don't wanna wonder if you're gonna walk away I don't wanna hear how many friends you have 'Cause I don't have any anymore Cool schmool I don't want you to tell me what's so cool I don't wanna go back to junior highschool I don't want anyone to tell me how thin I am I don't want to die for your fucking candy treats Cool schmool I just wanna be one of the boys I just wanna be your little fashion toy Let's hang out and be cool, alright Let's go watch the girl fight tonight Cool schmool I don't have to try 'cause I know where you're at I hate dogs so I love cats I can bake a pie and look you up and down I could throw your heart right outta this town Cool schmool See I don't know why you're always telling me What's so cool about what I'm wearing When you can't even tell me how you feel And you can't even be my friend for real