Funny cartoon animals
Chasing you up and down
You think you can't get rid of them
Stuck forever in Toontown
They'll never leave your head
Those zany, crazy men
You can just forget about them
They'll never torture you again
Throw an anvil onto their heads
Make 'em eat a bomb and explode
You can crush their bodies with a piano
But don't forget about them
Cuz you can't kill a toon but if you forget about them
Then they will die
It isn't good for them
Or their pay-or-play contracts
Animation studios only love them
For the money they bring, that's just facts
They'll get kicked out and then
They'll build a new career
But with no one to laugh at them
They will all just disappear
Throw an anvil onto their heads
Make em eat a bomb and explode
You can crush their bodies with a piano
But don't forget about them
Cuz you can't kill a toon but if you forget about them
Then they will die
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Throw an anvil onto their heads
Make em eat a bomb and explode
You can crush their bodies with a piano
But don't forget about them
Cuz you can't kill a toon but if you forget about them
Then they will die
Throw an anvil onto their heads
Make em eat a bomb and explode
You can crush their bodies with a piano
But don't forget about them
Cuz you can't kill a toon but if you forget about them
Then they will die