Mrs. Delaney has a housecat Her cat's a calico who chases rats Mrs. Delaney's late husband Got her the cat as a present ♪ Mrs. Delaney took the cat for a walk And when they crossed the road: what a surprise! A truck came in and almost crashed into the poor lady But she was saved by her calico housecat ♪ And if Mrs. Delaney shouldn't know, my feline friend You can come to me and tell me from beginning to end But I have a feeling you don't even know a thing Mrs. Delaney's Calico Housecat ♪ Men of the tallest order came to see Mrs. Delaney and they would meet A little kitty cat with powers Powers the government wanted to exploit ♪ Mrs. Delaney couldn't understand What was so special about her cat Scientists and engineers were shocked By the sheer power of Mrs. Delaney's Calico Housecat ♪ And if Mrs. Delaney shouldn't know, my feline friend You can come to me and tell me from beginning to end Even if you're super-powered, your brain is still a cat's Mrs. Delaney's Calico Housecat