You think your real cool Starting fights at school And writing stupid lines like "Anarchy Rules" You don't even know what anarchy is You never will and you never did You're a closet punk! You closet punk! If your mother only knew you wear bandannas and boots Of you traded your tennis racket For a camouflage jacket Those wrap around glasses make you look like a faggot You've got a Mohawk that you comb down in the day When you're at work or when you're out at play You're at work or when you're out at play You're in this just for fun You're a closet punk! You closet punk! Stay in the closet where you belong Stay in the closet where you've been all along You're the hidden one You're in this just for fun You're a closet punk! You're a closet punk! You closet punk!