I lose, you win I lose, you win I lose, you win I lose again But you're on my five-year plan! Your time will come When you least expect it, Expect it! The five-year plan You fucked me over You did me wrong You know why I wrote this song The five-year plan! The five-year plan! Until the, I'll just pretend That you are still my friend But in the end, your time will come When you least expect it, Expect it! The five-year plan I don't forget so easily No, I'm not so quick to forget The five-year plan! I hold a grudge I live for revenge The five-year plan! I win, you lose I win, you lose I win!