When it comes to the weekend, My friends and I get drunk. You may Think it's strange but the boot is Cool to us. We buy a case of Lucky Lager for 7, 47$, so we fill the boot Up to the rim, which puts us all in Heaven! [Chorus:] United Shoe Brothers! United Shoe Brothers! Pass the boot around the room, And chug the sacred brew. And if you Turn it down, lightweight, we will Laught at you! Make donations of your beerm Initiate the next in line. And if They're afraid of "Athlete's Mouth", They're just a wimpy swine. [Chorus: Repeat.]