Well, the dust ain't settled since she pulled up Drivin' like the dickens in her daddy's old truck Every man and boy's lookin' from the corner of his eye Ain't she a dream, tell me, ain't she a sight! She's been a tomboy since she could walk She can run like a deer, and throw a curveball We never seen her play with no little girl toys She just wanted us to treat her like one of the boys Way down deep in those light blue eyes You can see it as clear as crystal Mary Ann is a pistol! There she goes walkin' won't you look at that swing She's poured like butter in her faded-on jeans She ain't lookin' for a man, and ain't it a shame? Whoa, but even if you caught her, she'd be too hard to tame When you look into those light blue eyes You can see it as clear as crystal Mary Ann is a pistol! You might drink a few, and shoot some pool with her On a friday night Don't you put no moves on her, buddy She'll punch out your lights! She's a pistol! If you could look right into those light blue eyes You could see it as clear as crystal Mary Ann is a pistol!