I know what you're thinking You wonder why I chose her Out of all the ladies in the world That's just a first impression What good's the first impression? If you knew her like I do It would change your point of view If you could see her through my eyes You wouldn't wonder at all If you could see her through my eyes I'd guarantee you would fall Like I did When we're in public together I hear society moan But if they could see her through my eyes Maybe they'd leave us alone How can I speak of her virtues I don't know where to begin She's clever, she's smart, she reads music She doesn't smoke or drink gin Yet when we're walking together They sneer if I'm holding her hand But if they could see her through my eyes Maybe they'd all understand Come my little one Ok, ok, ok, okay! Why won't they leave us alone? Meine damen und herrens Mesdames et monsieurs Ladies and gentlemen Is it a crime to fall in love? Can we ever No, no, can we ever know where our hearts truly lead us All that we are asking for Is ein bischen verstandnis A little understanding Why can't the world just leben und leben lassen? Live and let live? Now, I understand your objections And I grant you, the problem's not small But if you could see her through my eyes She wouldn't look Jewish at all My little monkey Meine damen und herrens Thank you!