I, I, I, I, I see you looking at me
Driving down the street, in a red Ferrari
I can tell that you like what you see
You're giving me a wink and you wanna get naughty
The other girls make stop and stare
But I know what you hiding under there
Boy let me look at your ride
J-J-Jumbo rims and gold bloody wheels
Black leather seats in your automobile
Customed paint job, V8 engine
Someone outa stage an intervention
Just one caught with so much bling
I know that could only mean one thing (How dissapointing)
Take away, take away, take away, take away
Take away the fancy cars
And there's a man who can't drive far
(Drive far)
Take away the fancy cars
And there's a man who can't ride hard
Take away the fancy bling
And there's a man with a tiny thing
Take away the fancy bling
And you will have to hand me my
Nice car (car car car car car)
Shame about your penis
Nice car (car car car car car)
It's a shame about your dick
It's your sex toy, your ego masturbation
Yeah you are the king of compensation
All this horse power is quite excessive
I bet under your hood is less impressive
Studies show that the price of ones car is inversely proportional to the size of ones dick, dick, dick
You you you you're the type of guy who would flonts his checks
Driving an inferiority complex
You don't see it's just not working
Gagging at me with your little merking (Where's my magnifying glass?)
Drag-racing through town in your big hot rods
What's that on your pants?
Ahh! you just blew your wand
Take away the fancy cars
And there's a man who can't drive far
(Drive far)
Take away the fancy cars
And there's a man who can't ride hard
Take away the fancy bling
And there's a man with a tiny thing
Take away the fancy bling
And you will have to hand me my
Nice car (car car car car car)
Shame about your penis
Nice car (car car car car car)
It's a shame about your dick
Shame about your penis
Shame about your penis
It's a shame about your dick
Shame about your penis
Shame about your penis
It's a shame about your dick
I spot you in your Lamborghini
Knowing you've got a tiny winy
Oh you've got a monster truck
You must be a lousy Fuck
Mr. Beefcake drives a hummer
Giving a head will be a bummer
I can floss with that thing
I've had it with you and your tired cliche
I rather date a guy with a beat up Hyundai
Take away the fancy cars
And there's a man who can't drive far
(Drive far)
Take away the fancy cars
And there's a man who can't ride hard
Take away the fancy bling
And there's a man with a tiny thing
Take away the fancy bling
And you will have to hand me my
Nice car (car car car car car)
Nice car (car car car car car)
Shame about your penis
Nice car (car car car car car)
It's a shame about your dick