One And The Same You and me are carbon copies Both like tea and don't drink coffee We don't need too much excitement Hanging round this old apartment We can sit and talk for hours Sipping on our Whiskey sours Rainy days don't make us gloomy We'll just watch a hundred movies I'm a lot like you and you're a lot like me You and me baby we're just two of a kind What we have here is so hard to find A perfect match by any other name Yeah we're two of a kind, but we're one and the same We're so hooked on karaoke Sing so bad you want to choke me Cooking's something we just don't do Late night Chinese food's our go to We love to hate the New York Yankees Beat our Red Sox we get cranky We are right where we belong We're both as quirky as this song I'm a lot like you and you're a lot like me You and me baby we're just two of a kind What we have here is so hard to find A perfect match by any other name Yeah we're two of a kind, but we're one and the same (Bridge) They say that there's someone in this world for everyone I never believed it, but when I found you, I knew it was true You and me baby we're just two of a kind What we have here is so hard to find A perfect match by any other name Yeah we're two of a kind, but we're one and the same