Welcome to the party, you ain't gonna be sorry
Driving all this way out here tonight
Started with a lighter, ended up a bonfire
Now we're all throwing down until it dies
Now son, we've been drinkin' since the sun started sinkin'
So you've got some catchin' up to do
I'll give you 30 minutes to get right down to business
But after that, you ain't got no excuse
If you ain't high as an old Georgia pine
Swaying to some country music
If you ain't holdin' a cold one and throwin' 'em back
Slap you one in your koozie
Party like you just got paid, lot of hell is set to be raised
On a sideways Saturday night
Man, if you ain't tore up like an old farm truck
Then you ain't doin' somethin' right, that's right
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Look at all them peaches lookin' for a reason
To slip off with some country boy tonight
Two to one on the ratio, find you one that ain't scared to go
See if that old river's feeling right
And when she's dancin' on the bank in that moonlight
If you ain't high as an old Georgia pine
Swaying to some country music
If you ain't holdin' a cold one and throwin' 'em back
Slap you one in your koozie
Party like you just got paid, lot of hell is set to be raised
On a sideways Saturday night
And if you ain't findin' love when the sun's comin' up
Then you ain't doin' somethin' right, yeah
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If you ain't high as the stars in the sky
Drunk, singing to some old Bocephus
If you ain't hatin' yourself in the morning
And having you a come to Jesus
If you ain't high as an old Georgia pine
Swaying to some country music
If you ain't holdin' a cold one and throwin' 'em back
Slap you one in your koozie
Party like you just got paid, lot of hell is set to be raised
On a sideways Saturday night
Man, if you ain't tore up like an old farm truck
Then you ain't doin' somethin' right (then you ain't doin' somethin' right), yeah
Ain't doin' somethin' right
Doing somethin', ain't doin' somethin' right
If you ain't rolling into church with a head full of hurt
Then you ain't doing something right