My daddy was a brakeman on a highball traveling train And mama she raised four little children And the family had a good name And papa and mama wanted everything for us, they never had And big brother, little brother and sister too None of them turned out half bad, except me Oh, yeah I'm the black sheep of the family And big brother went to college and became a doctor man I guess he makes about a million dollars a year Off of folks on insurance plan He's got a big long Mercedes-Benz and a house overlooking the town He sits in his jacuzzi, and he watches the sun go down And he feels real sorry for me, oh 'Cause I'm the black sheep of the family I drive me a big ol' semi truck I'm makin' payments on a two room shack My wife she waits on tables, and at night she rubs my back And I tell her what my papa said to my mama When he got off the highball train Oh, wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray ♪ Little sister married a banker man, he owns a country club He bought her a big ol' racing horse and a funny lookin' little dog He buys her big rings and diamonds and a brand-new Japanese yacht Yeah, they like to get together and talk about all the things they've got But they never mention me, no, no Yeah, I'm the black sheep of the family I drive me a big ol' semi truck I'm makin' payments on a two room shack My wife she waits on tables and at night she rubs my back And I tell her what my papa said to my mama When he got off a highball train Wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray I'm begging, woman Wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray Lord