I've found a girl who's got her own money She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny She's got a Self-and-Beauty school diploma A runnin' up to Miss Oklahoma She looks uptown but she ain't really She's into football she likes my chilli Somebody slap me I said somebody slap me Can't be this happy I said somebody slap me I've found a girl who's sweeter than honey She pets my dog and she likes my buddies The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing She's independent she does her own plumbing Her daddy's rich but she don't let it show She likes to fish she's got her own boat y'all Somebody slap me... [ Guitar ] She's got long blonde hair and her eyes are blue She wants a husband but not any time soon y'all Somebody slap me... Somebody slap me...