I can't stand the collar It makes it hard to swallar But where you go I'll faller Hey, I'm a lucky dog I can't get used to gettin' All this love and pettin' You're about to spoil me rotten Hey, I'm a lucky dog I used to be a homeless hound Runnin' 'round up and down Every street in town When I found you baby The one who drove me crazy There ain't no ifs or maybes Hey, I'm a lucky dog Since my tails waggin' My tummy's almost draggin' I just can't keep from braggin' Hey, I'm a lucky dog I used to be a homeless hound Runnin' 'round up and down Every street in town When I found you baby The one who drove me crazy There ain't no ifs or maybes Hey, I'm a lucky dog