Me and my woman. don't get along one day at a time Me and my woman Don't get along one day at a time One day we're fuzzin' and fightin', And the next day we're doin' alright Monday we're lovey-dovey, Tuesday we don't even speak Wednesday she fix me a steak dinner, Thursday I don't even eat Me and my woman We don't get along one day at a time One day we're fuzzin' and fightin', And the next day we're doin' alright Friday everything is beautiful, Saturday we have no peace Sunday we go to church, Sunday night that woman call the police Me and my woman Don't get along one day at a time One day we're fuzzin' and fightin', And the next day we're doin' alright Friday everything is beautiful, Saturday we have no peace Sunday we go to church, Sunday night that woman call the police Me and my woman Don't get along one day at a time One day we're fuzzin' and fightin', And the next day we're doin' alright