Do you think we think you're Alice? (Do you think we think you're Alice?) You're some one an only Alice (So the one and only Alice) And we're nothing when you're not here (No, no nothing when you're not here) And so something once you've got here (So, so something once you've got here) Do you think we think, oh duckie? (Now you're here, Dear God, we're lucky) Now you're here we'll all go punting (Now you're here my heart is thumping) Like we're waiting 'til you turn the page To pop out of our dismal beige 'Cause Wonderland was silent (All our minds became so mindless) 'Til some visit from Your Highness (First you're high and now "Your Highness") Everything just waiting here in place A hopeless place Well, you're no one without Alice Oh, we're no one without Alice Such a no one No, I'm Alice No, no, no, no, no, no Alice I fell down the hole to get here (Yes, you've dug a lovely ditch, dear) Do you think we give a fig, dear? Do you think we hold no wisdom (Do you think we hold no wisdom) 'Til our pages hold you in them? ('Til our pages hold you in them?) Like we're here to scratch your Alice itch Guilty bitch!