I don't know why I'm here Why these people worship me I just said some crap, some baloney But they ate it right up And so being me I saw this as an excellent opportunity I don't really know how I became a cult leader No, I don't really know how I became the cult leader I lavishly spend all the money that I have made They give it, and I take I lavishly spend all the money that I have made They give it, and I take Is it too late now For me to call time-out? Even I'm not sure What the fuss is all about! I am not to blame you see This is just what they need! It just happens to be an excellent opportunity I feel a little guilty too, but things might be worse if they knew I feel a little guilty too, but things might be worse if they knew I lavishly spend all the money that I have made They give it, and I take I lavishly spend all the money that I have made They give it, and I take They give it, and I take They give it, and I take Oh, they give it, and I take