I'm waging war against me I'm trying to free my mind, you see I think I am quite insane Trying to find my reptile brain But then I'm gonna nuke it Then I'm gonna send the motherfucker flying... Byebye brain... I looked into the eyes of an idiot And in him I saw myself People walking by, Disgusted faces at a distance They seem to think they're better, Man you know that is a lie But it's hard to see a peer in one with Whom you can't identify I gazed into the eyes of the madman And I saw, and I saw, and I saw myself All these little things we do, our way of life, We're babies, repeating everything we see, Stem-celled from TV Looking back I wonder if it was just a huge Lack of discipline That stopped me from ever learning algebra Maybe I'm just too dumb (Monkey see, monkey do) I've found my sole purpose I need to evolve, and fast When we talk, if I nod off Smack my face, I won't be cross Teach me as you would a Teach me as you would a dog Strapped to my lazy-chair Sitting in the living room where I watch Discovery all day long Evolving as I sing this song: I'm a Modern Einstein, I'm a Modern Einstein I'm a Modern Einstein, I'm a Modern Einstein I'm a Modern Einstein, I'm a Modern Einstein