You do the dishes then drive away to work Read 'bout the sports and the news You're checking the lotto and take a vitamin pill Carrying out life's daily duties But when you stop drinking 'Til you are stinking And wake up in a ditch with a headache and new friends It's na-na-na-na-na-na-na... The end You spray your hairdo, pick the pepper of your teeth You practice some lines to gain charm You try to check your breath while you're breathing in your hand And make just one more sniff in your armpits But when you stop singing When you are shitting And try farting in a rhythm to a manic BPM It's na-na-na-na-na-na-na... The end You're mowing the lawn, change the barbeque's new screws Brushing the leaves off the street You try to be friendly to the neighbour's wife and smile Pretending it's lovely to meet her But when you stop ringing Them crank calls and kidding 'Bout aliens roaming the block, help us to defend! It's na-na-na-na-na-na-na... The end But when you stop drinking 'Til you are stinking And wake up in a ditch with a headache and new friends It's na-na-na-na-na-na-na... The end