A vacation in the foreign land Uncle Sam does the best he can You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army, now Now you remember what the draft man said Nothing to do all day but stay in bed You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army, now You'll be the hero of the neighborhood Nobody knows that you left for good You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army, now You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army, now Hand grenades flying over your head Missiles flying over your head If you want to survive you're out of bed You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army, now Shots ring out in the dead of night The sergeant calls stand up and fight! You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army, now Oh, oh you're in the army, now You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army, now Oh, oh you're in the army, now You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army, now