"Hello, double oh seven"
"Hmm"
"I'm sorry to interrupt you
But I have a most important mission for you"
"Uh-huh"
"I hope I haven't called you at a bad time"
"Well, no problem"
Take me to heaven
Mister double oh seven, mister double oh seven
Take me to heaven
Mister double oh seven, mister secret agent man
Chasing bad guys on my own
Using high-tech telephones
I'm an English gentleman
And you're my secret agent friend
I'm mighty dangerous and pretty and fun
The bad girls scream when I show my gun
Take me to heaven
Mister double oh seven, mister double oh seven
Take me to heaven
Mister double oh seven, mister secret agent man
Go double oh, go double oh seven
Go double oh, go double oh, go
Go double oh, go double oh seven
Go double oh, go double oh, yo
I got a sweet and loving heart
With a heavy credit card
I'm an undercover man
And you're my secret agent friend
I'm mighty dangerous and pretty and fun
The bad girls scream when I show my gun
Take me to heaven
Mister double oh seven, mister double oh seven
Take me to heaven
Mister double oh seven, mister secret agent man
Go double oh, go double oh seven
Go double oh, go double oh, go
Go double oh, go double oh seven
Go double oh, go double oh, yo
"Um, double oh seven?" "Yes?"
"Do you hear that ticking sound?" "Uh, what ticking sound?"
"That box!" "What box?"
"The toy box!" "Oh, oh, uh-oh"
"Oh what?" "I think it's a..."
"It's a what?" "It's a..."
"It's a bomb!"
"Run, Forrest, run!"
Take me to heaven
Mister double oh seven, mister double oh seven
Take me to heaven
Mister double oh seven, mister secret agent man
Go double oh, go double oh seven
Go double oh, go double oh, go
Go double oh, go double oh seven
Go double oh, go, yo
Mister double oh seven, mister double oh seven
Mister secret, mister secret agent man
Take me to heaven
Mister double oh seven, mister double oh seven
Take me to heaven
Mister double oh seven, mister secret agent man