Have you ever come home tired and all worn out?
Life is gay and you're wonderin' what it's about
Still, you find out what is it mothers comin' for a visit
Have you ever, I have, haven't you? now tell me?
Have you ever asked your hubby for some dough
With a dirty look, he'll tell you where to go
Oh, you thought you had a thinker
But, it turns out he's a stinker
Have you ever, I have, haven't you? now tell me?
We're not sorry we got married
Even though, sometimes we fuss and fight
We're so happy we're together
Hope you know that everything will turn out right
Have you ever called your wife and made a date
Just to have your honey show up three hours late
While across the floor you pace, she's a-fixing up her face
Have you ever, I have, haven't you? now tell me?
Have you ever spent the day a-scrubbin' floors? (oh me)
You've washed and ironed and done up all the chores
Well, your so tired, your life is ruined
Then hubby asked, what you've been doin'
Have you ever, I have, haven't you? now tell me?
Have you ever set and worried about your debt
You wonder how you'll ever get 'em met
Then wife says she needs some clothes
She's just got to have some dough
Have you ever, I have, haven't you? now tell me?
We're not sorry we got married
Even though, sometimes we fuss and fight
We're so happy we're together
Hope you know that everything will turn out right
Have you ever called your honey for a date
Just to have her always show up three hours late
While across the floor you pace, she's fixing up her face
Have you ever, I have, haven't you? now tell me?
Have you ever, I have, haven't you? now tell me?