I walked into the gymnasium With a corsage in my hands Pulled a girl out Of the big crowd And invited her to dance Everybody's laughing out loud I don't know what they're laughing about... Checked my ankles for my trousers My back for a 'kill me' sign Bribed the DJ with a dollar Tell me, what was the punch line? Everybody's laughing out loud I don't know what they're laughing about... Everybody's pointing their fingers Everyone's painting me red Everybody's pointing their fingers And I'm wishing I was dead Everybody's laughing out loud I don't know what they're laughing about... (X3)