I ain't never had a problem with California There's a lot of good women, Sacramento to Corona But them Hollywood types after a while wear on you Struttin' around in their size zeros Skinny little girls, no meat on their bones Never even heard of George Jones Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls? Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left That know how to rock your world? Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls? There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me Everybody ought to be exactly who they want to be But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin With her big fake smile and her painted on tan She'll never have a chance at a real man Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls? Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left That know how to rock your world? Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls? Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls? Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left That know how to rock your world? Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls? Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls?