Ohhhh Yeah I sold your Rolex To buy that gold Versace dress I set free your whiny French poodle So you could get your beauty rest And I did it all for you I did it all (did it all) for you This Christmas (this Christmas) All your dreams (all your dreams) Will come true I put your mother on a greyhound (you did what?) You'd always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world, now she can I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues (No, no, no, no, no, no, no) So I could be your only girl, and now I am And I did it all for you I did it all (did it all) for you This Christmas (this Christmas) All your dreams (all your dreams) Will come true How can I forget (I forget) All you've done for me I'll get you yet This is the season to give But I can never forgive the damage that you've done (damage that you've done) This must be love I sank your bass boat (Oh, not my bass boat, no, no, no) So you'd have more time to spend with me (not his bass boat, oh, not his bass boat) I hocked your grandma's diamond earrings (AHHHHH!) For the down payment on my SUV (fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green-is this for me?) I did it all for you (it's all about me) I did it all (did it all) for you This Christmas (this Christmas) All your dreams (all your dreams) I did it all for you I did it all (did it all) for you This Christmas (this Christmas) All your dreams (all your dreams) Will come true Ooooh