Big fake snowflakes hanging from the streetlights Marshmellow children bundled up so tight Short fuses, long lines, so much for a silent night Then magically, we all wake up (once a year we all wake up) And find ourselves here in our own Tinsel Town Where everything glitters Tinsel Town All sparkle and shimmer Look around and see the brightest stars come out In Tinsel Town, in Tinsel Town ♪ Three King manger scene, glowing on the front lawn Ladies auxiliary butchering "The Christmas Song" Quarters in the kettle of the gin-jolly Santa Claus Then magically, we all wake up (once a year we all wake up) And find ourselves here in our own Tinsel Town Where everything glitters Tinsel Town All sparkle and shimmer Look around and see the brightest stars come out In Tinsel Town, in Tinsel Town ♪ So where's the - Batteries, it's Christmas Eve, assembly is required Can't get the kids to sleep, sugar's got 'em wired Finally 'round midnight (all is calm, all is bright) Then magically, we all wake up (once a year we all wake up) And find ourselves here in our own (here in our own) Tinsel Town Where everything glitters Tinsel Town All sparkle and shimmer Look around and see the brightest stars come out In Tinsel Town Where everything glitters Tinsel Town All sparkle and shimmer Look around and see the brightest stars come out In Tinsel Town, in Tinsel Town Tinsel Town Tinsel Town, Tinsel Town Tinsel all the way