Well, The Cincinnati Reds are coming to our town
And when they get in they're gonna wanna get down
The pitcher, the catcher, the short stop and the rest
We're gonna party with the Reds
All right
We're gonna party with the Reds.
All night
We're gonna party with the Reds
After the game
We're gonna party with the Reds
Thank God they came
The catcher caught a case of party fever
The pitcher pitched a cold one to the reliever
The first basemen got to first base with me
The bat boy tricked us with his fake ID
The Mayor threw out a great first pitch
But he just threw up and fell into a ditch
The organ player lady has lost her bra
They were the oldest two tits that we ever saw
We had an eight-foot sub and tons of snacks
And a ten-gallon drum of Cracker Jacks
They brought a barrel full of nachos and nacho cheese
You can have all you want but you gotta say please
They got those big pretzels, baby
They got those big pretzels, baby
They got those big pretzels, baby
They got those big pretzels, baby
Salt grains so big you need a pickaxe just to get em
I'm talkin dippin mustard that could fit inside of a pool
We're gonna party with the Reds
All right
We're gonna party with the Reds
All night
We're gonna party with the Reds
After the game
We're gonna party with the Reds
Thank God they came
I wrote to the commissioner and said
"Can we play the Reds a few more times?" He said
"Son, they're not in your division and it's driving me out of my mind.
It's too damn bad they're not in your division
It's just too damn bad they're not in your division
If I had a genie bottle that's what I'd be wishing."
But they're here in town tonight
And we're all going to the game
And we took off work tomorrow
So tonight we can go insane
We're gonna party with the Reds
All right
We're gonna party with the Reds
All night
We're gonna party with the Reds
Yeah yeah
We're gonna party with the Reds
That's what I said
Party with the Reds
Party with the Reds
Those baseball heads
Those baseball heads
Hey, should we invite the umpires?
Hell yeah