Yeah the gang is all here
Full of whiskeys and beers
Yeah we're gonna get sloppy tonight
Gonna toss a few back
Bottoms up, down the hatch
Even though we're dropping like flies...
You remember ol Marty
Was the life of the party
Settled down with his wonderful wife
I heard the poor bastard
Finally got his master's
What can I tell ya, that's life
We said our goodbyes
Yeah we lost a good guy
Yeah sometimes these times can be tough
Yeah he pushed in his barstool
And hung up his cup
Sayin its fun to be sloppy
But its time to clean up
We'll keep the light on for ya
You go out there and get em
We'll be here, fighting the good fight
Like Bruce Willis in Armageddon
And Jenny you know
Had a heart made o gold
We all thought she'd end up OK
But despite all her promise
I gotta be honest
She's ten months sober today
And what about Bertrand
King of the keg stand
A work-hard-play-hard kinda guy
Well you know that we'll miss him
Cuz he got a new position
And the old traditions must die
We said our goodbyes
With tears in our eyes
Still can't believe Jenny gave up
Yeah she pushed in her barstool
And hung up her cup
Sayin its fun to be sloppy
But its time to clean up
All you Afflecks and Tylers
You go out there and get em
We'll be taking care of business
Like Bruce Willis
In Looper
We said our goodbyes
But they didn't reply
Cuz they'd already gone on their way
If they come back to the bar
We'll have wide open arms
And they'll finally learn our names