I'm the Mastah Bong Rippah I'm known throughout the town If you think you've spied a smokestack It's just me that you have found The Mastah Bong Rippah The Mastah Bong Rippah The Mastah Bong Rippah The Mastah Bong Rippah I worry about the ozone And the greenhouse effect But when my puffs finally roast the icecaps At least I'll be totally wrecked The Mastah Bong Rippah The Mastah Bong Rippah The Mastah Bong Rippah The Mastah Bong Rippah Toke! Smoke! Stoke! Sail!