Well this thing here happens every week
It's Friday afternoon and things are lookin bleak
Tim, Jeff and me sittin bored at work
At a company that makes silent fireworks
All we wanna do is let our freak flags fly
But we're so damn bored that we're going cross-eyed
Then Jeff thinks of something and we feel alright
In just a few hours it's Friday night
We're going out, on the town
Don't ya know we're going out on the town
We're going out, on the town
Don't ya know we're going out on the town
We wanna go out and live that Friday night dream
But to get us lookin good it takes a whole team
Got a mani and a pedi from my main man Freddy
I got my hair done by my best friend Don
Got a real close shave from my nephew Dave
If you could see me now you'd be impressed with Dave
I got myself a limo for me to drive
Tim and Jeff up front sittin by my side
Swervin all around the road cuz they were ticklin me
Tim sneezed on the windshield we could barely see
Then we cruised to Burger King and got our favorite thing
Ten cups of ketchup and an onion ring
We're going out, on the town
Don't ya know we're going out on the town
We're going out, on the town
Don't ya know we're going out on the town
So we stepped inside the club and we did our favorite dance
Everyone said that we had nice pants
Corduroy jeans cut off at the calf
They asked us where we got em and we just laughed
C'mon ya gotta tell us did ya get em at the mall?
You gonna ask that man you got some gall
Did you find em online at the hippest site?
I got shoes there once, and the shoes were too tight
Did you get them in Paris during fashion week
And spend a grand on a flight? Don't be a freak
So we quieted down the whole damn place
We're gonna tell you where we got em then get out of our face
We didn't buy em at the mall or pull em off the shelf
Listen up fools
We made em ourselfs
We're going out, on the town
Don't ya know we're going out on the town
We're going out, on the town
Don't ya know we're going out on the town
Swervin all around the road cuz they were ticklin me
Oh we danced all night all by ourselves
Shakin and gigglin like Christmas elves
Gigglin cuz The Sloppy Boys love to dance
But people kept asking all about our pants
We already told you, were we not clear?
They said, I'm so sorry but we just got here
Then we looked at our watches, it was time to leave
Home and in bed
By 9:33
We're going out, on the town
Don't ya know we're going out on the town
We're going out, on the town
Don't ya know we're going out on the town
Out on the town, goin out on the town
Out on the town, goin out on the town
Out on the town, goin out on the town
Out on the town, goin out on the town
We're going out, on the town
Don't ya know we're going out on the town
We're going out, on the town
Don't ya know we're going out on the town
We're going out, on the town
Don't ya know we're going out on the town
We're going out, on the town
Don't ya know we're going out on the town
On the town
Oh we're goin out on the town, baby
And we're gonna have a good time
Why?
Cuz we're out on the town