Well, arrested on charges of unemployment He was sittin' on the witness stand The judge's wife called up the district attorney said "Free that brown-eyed man You want your job You better free that brown-eyed man" Now beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother said, "Darlin' go out and find yourself a brown-eyed handsome man Just like your daddy, a brown-eyed handsome man" ♪ Well-a Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She held the world in the palm of her hands Oh, but she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match To win a brown-eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man I was flyin' cross the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking cross the sand She'd walked thirty miles en route to Bombay To meet a brown-eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man ♪ Now-a two, three to count, nobody on He hit a high fly into the stands 'Roundin' third and comin' in for home It was a brown-eyed handsome man That won the game, it was a brown-eyed handsome man It was a brown-eyed handsome man It was a brown-eyed handsome man It was a brown-eyed handsome man