I'm gone to the hardware store I'm gonna buy you a really big hammer Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart Then I'm gone to the sporting goods store I'm gonna buy you a really heavy baseball bat Girly won't you knock these thoughts out of my head Beat me till I'm black and blue And I'm hangin' by a thread And I can get back up And we'll do it all over again I'm goin' to a liquor store I'm gonna buy you a really big bottle Girly won't you pour some light into my life Then I'm goin' to the firearms store I'm gonna buy a really big hand gun Girly won't you blows these thoughts Out of this head of mine Beat me till I'm black and blue And I'm very nearly dead And I'll get back up And we'll do it all over again Again Again Again Third verse, same as the first! I'm going to the hardware store And buy you a great big hammer Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart Then I'm goin' to the sporting goods store I'm gonna buy you the biggest damn Louisville slugger they got there on the rack With a big red ribbon on it and deliver it to your door And you know what to do with it, right? Alright. Beat me till I'm black and blue And and my body's bloody red And I'll can get back up And we'll do it all over again All over again All over again Well all over again bop be dotta... Yeah yeah yeah yeah!