The local saint's got a beautiful daughter You cast your net then you bent and caught her Now you go follow her back to the water I was flat on my back in the black of a Carolina river Your mother's here, child so whatcha gonna give her Then a song from above hit the water then it glittered Past the frontage road out of Disney world Past the billboards for Jesus and for dancing girls I like my whiskey neat and my men a little sloppy In the back seat of my old jalopy Whatcha gonna do about it poor little puppy Make your bed in the morning, make your lady happy With your chest puffed out and your arms all scrappy Keep your powder dry and your tent flap floppy Past the good old boys and the Dallas pearls Past the billboards for Jesus and for dancing girls The local saint's got a beautiful daughter You cast your net then you bent and caught her Now you go follow her back to the water Past the billboards for Jesus and for dancing girls Past the billboards for Jesus and for dancing girls Past the billboards for Jesus and for dancing girls Past the billboards for Jesus and for dancing girls