I was traveling along playing anywhere I could
When along came a virus and took away my livelihood
Somebody picked it up and spread it worldwide
And now for a while we have to all stay inside
You ask me how I'm doing and if I've washed my hands
And I say listen bud I've had about as much as I can stand
I ain't been nowhere man I ain't been nowhere man
Been sittin' in my chair man growin' out my hair man
Sleepin' I've done my share man I ain't been no where
I'm in the bedroom, bathroom, living room, dining room
Attic, basement just to find an old broom
Hallway, driveway same place as yesterday
Go cook, read a book, jog around the breakfast nook
Glass clink get a drink straight from the kitchen sink
Can't think eyes blink man do my clothes stink
I ain't been nowhere man I ain't been nowhere man
Been sittin' in my chair man growin' out my hair man
Sleepin' I've done my share man I ain't been no where
I'm playin' Yahtzee, Jigsaw, Scrabble and Monopoly
Jenga, Checkers, Cards Against Humanity
Fortnight, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto 5
Battleground, Pac Man, Black Ops stay alive
Obstacle course with your daddy's old golf ball
Mousetrap, Ping Pong, Happy Hour, Zoom call
I ain't been nowhere man I ain't been nowhere man
Been sittin' in my chair man growin' out my hair man
Sleepin' I've done my share man I ain't been no where
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I'm watchin' Netflix, Apple, Disney and Amazon
YouTube, Roku, Hulu with my jammies on
Tiger King, Schitt's Creek, Maisel and South Park
Star Wars, Star Trek, Ozark's gettin' dark
Porn Hub bathtub dirty old magazines
Lysol quarantine see what I mean now
I ain't been nowhere man I ain't been nowhere man
Been sittin' in my chair man growin' out my hair man
Sleepin' I've done my share man I ain't been no where
I know some place you used to go
I ain't been no where