Dad's in the kitchen and mom's in NewYork His wife's on the westcoast And his girfriend's name is John Everything's normal Everything's fine Everything's just the way it should be I'm normal cause I'm all screwed up But normal isn't normal as normal was I'm more than a little bit maladjusted I'm sorry don't bug me Cause I'm dealing with my problems I'm trying to figure it out I'm trying to choose Don't want to end up like a doorknob Dead from weapons drugs and booze So the future's a black hole Still I'm jumping in So don't call me a loser Cause there's nothing left to win Everything's normal everything's fine Everything's normal Everything's just the way it should be I'm changing the channels sick of watching the news A kid just blew himself up trying to prove Something his god wouldn't backup A persecution crackpot Has everyone been abused? No wonder I'm so confused Nobody was shocked when Billy did the cop They just shoved him in the backseat And then they drove away And yes my attitude needs adjustment