We found her dancing on the midway
The day the Ferris Wheel rolled away
No one ever found her head
We think it might have landed in the bay
Kept alive by a miracle of science
And a weird living and breathing appliance
Though she was born and lived like you or I
For some strange reason she now cannot die
This headless woman
We found a letter in her pocket
From some guy, the writing was a mess
The one thing we could make out
It was addressed to "my dear Olga Hess"
The scientists quarreled and bickered on that day
Challenging her existence in every way
How could such a woman live on without a head?
Surely, oh surely, oh surely she must be dead
This headless woman
Of her friends and family none stepped forth
I dare say they could not see what she's worth
And so she joined our evil caravan
To dance among the damned (THAT Damned Band)
Kept alive by a miracle of science
And a weird living and breathing appliance
Though she was born and lived like you or I
For some strange reason she now cannot die
This headless woman