There's a man in town All the women know He goes by the name of Nosey Joe Don't care if they're married He takes his pick Long as they're women He's ready to stick His big nose in their business His big nose in their business That's Nosey Joe The nosiest guy I know He ain't good lookin' And he ain't big and strong That guy's got a nose that's four foot long I'm tellin' you women, this ain't no jive If you get too close this man will drive His big nose in your business His big nose in your business That's Nosey Joe The nosiest guy I know I saw him just the other day Tried to steal my girl away He offered her money He offered her love She said "thank you sir But please don't shove" Your big nose in my business Your big nose in my business That's Nosey Joe He's nosiest guy I know Oh! Nosey finally lost his life Messin' with my buddy's wife My buddy he caught him with his chick Chopped off his nose Now he can't stick His big nose in my business His big nose in your business That's Nosey Joe The nosiest guy I know