Go to school, get a job Fall in love with the girl who gave you your first Blowjob Ask her out on a date Johnny Rockets, why wait So you get engaged Buy a suit, meet her dad Ask him for his blessing on the marriage Build a house, get a dog Have some kids, go to work at her dad's place I-i-i-i-i-i I wanna be somebody else Don't wanna be like you I-i-i-i-i-i I wanna be somebody else Don't wanna be like you Working late, close a deal Moving up, make some money, buy a sportscar A Mercedes Plan a trip, bring the kids Start a fight, get a drink, grow a habit Coming home, find the misses in bed Going down on your best friend He's a dick Getting caught, being drunk Steal a car, hit a cop, do some hard time I-i-i-i-i-i I wanna be somebody else Don't wanna be like you I-i-i-i-i-i I wanna be somebody else Don't wanna be like you Being released on parole See a shrink, got no house, now the dog died Being released on parole See a shrink, got no job, now the dog died Being released on parole See a shrink, got no house, now the dog died Being released on parole See a shrink, got no house, now the dog died I-i-i-i-i-i I wanna be somebody else Don't wanna be like you I-i-i-i-i-i I wanna be somebody else Don't wanna be like you